Friday, December 30, 2005

this is funny, right?

okay, i borrowed this from cynthia's newsletter. just so nutty....

"See if this makes any sense to you whatsoever: A woman in New Mexico believes that for the past five years David Letterman has been sending her coded messages via "special" words, eyebrow movements and body language, during his late night show. These messages have "told" her various things including that he loves her, wants her to give up her life in New Mexico and come to New York because he wanted to marry her and make her his co-host. All of this she says caused her mental cruelty, bankruptcy and sleep deprivation, and she has petitioned a Judge to issue a restraining order against Letterman. The restraining order, which the Judge signed (!), calls for Letterman to say 100 yard away from her at all times, refrain from "connecting" with her. The woman had also asked in her petition (acting as her own attorney) that Letterman refrain from thinking about her, and "release [her] from his mental harrassment and hammering." As you might imagine, Letterman's attorneys are requesting the court toss the restraining order, that it is an abuse of the judicial system and is frivilous. A court date has been set for January 12. And by the way, she also says she's getting mental messages from Regis Philbin and Kelsey Grammer."

1 comment:

kate said...

lol now *that* makes sense...
happy 2006~see you next week!